'Mr. Chastizing Leader'

    You know, I've looked down at you folks from up here on this organizational stage many times, and I'm reminded of how often back in that

Bible College of mine I've asked God, and you, the question, "God! How am I ever supposed to make preachers out of these people?!" And

now, once again, looking down on you folks, I know why I've had so much trouble seeing myself ever accomplish that task. Because I don't

see it happening in most of you here after all these long years of waiting for it to happen!" You see, just like I've grilled into your heads of mush,

back in those psychological classes of mine back in that Bible College of mine, you preachers still have some of the hardest heads there are in

the world! And I wish I had  that magical 2 x 4 that I could just beat you over the heads with to make you think and act right and be successful

in my ministry! And if I thought it would work, I would do it, because so long as it 'works' it's right, right?" "Sir, yessir. That's right sir!!" But I

guess I'll just have to continue to settle with my exhortations that I'm giving you now…

 

       But some of you folks just don't want to listen to me! That's why I've told God many times over the long years of my ministry, and more

and more often lately, that I just don't want to teach my ministry anymore to others, because who's listening anyway? “We are sir!” Yea, but if

most of you were listening, then I'd have more and more people here to teach this stuff too! But God keeps making me come back out here

and do it all over again, even though I don't want to! But like I keep saying Paul said, 'We have to answer the call of God in life whether we

like it or not, whether we do it willingly or not...', though I'm not getting any reward out of it, except of course, when a teeny-tiny minority of

you bums finally put it together enough to make it happen in my ministry, and I get to win again by your win. That's why I keep calling it a

'win-win'! Because when you succeed, I get to succeed again, and when you get some profit out of the 'peoples' business, I get a cut of that

profit too, right off the top! and that makes me happy and gets me excited again enough, I guess, to keep coming back out here on my stage

and keep trying to push and make you folks get right back out there into some measure of success! But not some of you! Nooo! Because

some of you will never get it right! But rather you'll be doomed to perpetual failure, over and over and over again, because you just will not

listen to me and put my great teaching into practice like I want you to, and you're supposed to, because if I have to answer the call of God in

my life, then so do you! And don't you  ever forget that! But why is it, as you've no doubt heard me ask this question all the time, why is it that

all of you hear the same teaching of mine over and over and over again, but only a teeny-tiny really small minority will actually go out there and

make it happen for my Lord and me, but most of you won't?

 

     Why is that?! Well? Don't any of you failures out there have any answers to that? Well, I do, because I've got all the answers around here,

or at least the only ones that count, and that answer is simple: some very, very few of you reeeeally care enough about this business of ours to

reeeally want to go out there with a reeeal zeal to win and succeed above all else and all things, no matter what it takes, even if it's wrong, so

long as you win and I win thereby! But the rest of you hard-headedso-called preachers out there just plain don't care! and that's it! that's all

there is to it! Because you, yea that's right! I'm talking to you out there, so just put up those pens and papers and quit writing so much and just

listen to me for a minute for once in your lives, ok?! Aren't you yet tired of losing?? After all, I am trying to help you! Which will also help

me! But that's not theonly reason I'm trying to help you, but also for these great leaders I've appointed over you, because they don't get a cut

of your win, until after my cut, although I don’t get a cut anymore, because I’m businessman enough to be living off the investments of the cuts I

 used to get, but these hungry guys are still working on their cuts! So you see what great weight of burdens we've placed upon your shoulders

out there! And don’t anyone of you even dare try to imply that you’re in debt because of it, either! Everyone one of you knows good and well

how much I hate having debt! Why I’ve even put up signs on the wall about debt as an enemy! That’s why I ‘pay as I go’! I always make

sure I’ve ‘gotten’ the money out people in the church before I did anything. When I get inspired of God to do something, then I get the people

to pay for it first, then I go do it!  That’s why we have all these types of offerings and pledges and budgets and administrative categories of

more money from the people, ok?! And if we switch ‘em around as we need ‘em, then that’s our business, not your’s! Got it?!   “Yessir, sir!”  So, don’t go blaming your debt on me! That’s absolutelyabsurd! Me?! Get others in debt?! Ha! That’s sooo laughable! Really! After spending my every

waking hour figuring out how to get further and further from debt in my own life?! Come on, people! I’ve never ‘gotten’ any of you people to

go anywhere or do anything! Not by inference, deference, preference, nor any kind of ‘ference’ anyone can possibly think of!  You have

always done it, after my suggestion or correction of what you originally wanted to do, because you  wanted to! Because you are the sum total

of your decisions, not mine! And if there are any really good preachers in my ministry that don’t even need to pray about it when I ‘suggest’

or ‘ask’ them about something, then they’re just more loving and loyal than you, that’s all! So, if you are in any debt at all while trying to get

out there and make it happen for me and the rest of your leaders, then it’s just because you’re stupid, not me! After all,I’m not the one in

debt, am I?! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Man, I just kill myself sometimes!  “Yessir, that’s right, sir. We’re the stupid ones, not you, sir! Ha! HA! Ha!

Ha!”  So listen up carefully to me, and maybe you'll learn something after all!! But excuse me while get me some water for my dry mouth...

that’s water with a ‘T’ out there, not wader!

 

     Ahhh! There! That's better! Now, where was I? Oh yea, the old saw...The simple fact of the matter is that many, if not most of you, just

are...not...willing...to do what it takes to make it happen for yourselves and me and these other leaders sitting up here and then God too! And

what’s worse, I'm most afraid many of you many failures just don't even try! Now that's reeeal failure, if you asked me!... and don't ask,

because I'm going to tell you anyway...But don't you know that many times even I  am not willing to come way up here over and over and

over again and keep on trying? But I do, because maybe, just maybe, some of you better men and women, my kind of men and women, the

reeeal business-minded men and women will put things together and do what it takes to make it happen! But what about the rest of you? Like

you young fella? That's right, you! The one I'm looking at right now! What about you? Why are you here anyway? "Because I failed, sir!" Ok,

and what about you? "Because of failure, sir!" There you go! Because of failure! And who's failure was it, do you suppose? Well, it certainly

wasn't mine! I've never left a church on the down! So, it can't possibly be me and my ministry! I'm only involved in it when you win! That's

why it's called a 'win-win'! There aren't going to be any 'lose-lose's around here, because I don't even allow that kind of talk! and there's been

some kind of talk going on around here that I just do not like! Some of you back-stabbers are trying to say it's the program! But, that's plainly

ridiculous to even consider, because I and the rest of your leaders made the program! And we make them for success! not failure! Don't you

see that! Isn't that plain and simple to you?! "Sir, yessir! Plain and simple, sir!!" So, obviously it's just some of the same old non-working,

non-program believing, rebellious, fault-finding, seditious, disloyal, non-company-minded men and women who just plain will not work our

program made for success, because you are not a caring enough person to either work it right, or work it right long enough, until it works,

right?! "Right, sir! You tell 'em sir! That's right sir!Yea! You get 'em sir!!!"

 

     Now, now my brethren, let's not take too much joy in stomping the devil, ok? Let's all just settle down now, but not you loser folks! You

stay on the hot seat, until you reeeally get in or just go on and get out...all the way out...And it's not my fault if you leave God, which is what

you will be doing if you leave here! And God forbid that I should try to run anyone off, because I do not do that, nor never have done that!

But, don't you people know how totally upset it makes me when you blow it out there?! Can you possibly imagine how that makes me, and

all these other great leaders, look?! Nooo! Because you just don't care how we look! My God! You may not care how it makes God Himself

look, but I'd think that you would at least care how it makes me look! Like some of you adulterers out there! You may not care about your

relationship with God, but I'd think that you would at least care about your license and standing in this Organization enough not to get caught

at it!" So, I don't want to so much as hear about any more excuses out there about the program not working, because It does! But it's you

that's not working, or not working It, or not working It right, or not working It right long enough! "Yea! Amen sir. You're right again sir!It

works! It works! It works!!"   Is  It working?!   " Yessir! It is working!!!"   That's right!It is working, and We are winning!! "Yeaaaaaaaa!"

 

    BUT! Unfortunately, It will never work for some of you, because you just don't care! and that really makes me sad, but I've got to just

keep looking at the really few ones that make it work, and send to us others like you to be taught and trained personally by us to go back out

there and, possibly, make it happen with some other few down the road... And I'll be coming down the road to see some of you, because I

just don't think that you're sending us all the people you can. Rather  I think some of you are holding back! But that's not going to work,

because I'm on to some of you, and God's going to help me smoke some of your people out of your places in order to bring them to our place,

where we can have them for ourselves for a season. Because our program works for us, where we're at, and so long as new people keep

getting sent us, then our program will continue to work for us! And those who want to 'question' us or the program, well you just go right

ahead, because you're not going to get any answers out of us, because we don't have to answer to you, but you to us, because we, and

especially I, was here first! And such 'questions' are sowing dischord around here anyway, so I immediately begin to question your loyalty to

the Organization, when I begin to hear questions about the Organization's Program! and that's one 'O.P." I reeeally like! "Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

That's funny sir!" Yea, I know, and I like to have fun, but some things just aren't fun, and that's having to put up with all these so-called Bible

scholars and church prophets who 'question' whether the Program is Scriptural or not, or whether we're going to succeed or not! Ohh,It's

Scriptural alright, so we don't even need to go there! and It's going to succeed, alright, because some of you good and beloved brothers and

sisters are going to make It succeed, right?! "Right sir! Oh yessir! Absolutely sir! Just for you, sir!"    Amen! I believe you! and I'm thankful for

good people like you! You're my kind of people! I really believe you're on my team, and if you're on my team, then you're on God's team!

But some of you are on the wrong team! and all you're doing is trying to cause a bunch of confusion with your 'questions', and confusion is

definitely not of God, not my God, anyway! So, you just do what you're supposed to do out there in that little pea-patch of yours and don't

go trying to think about matters too high for you, and leave all that important ‘thinking’ stuff up to us, whom God has put in place over you to

do that kind of ‘thinking’ for you. Besides you should be to busy to even be trying to think about all that stuff in the first place! But since I

was here first, you just leave that kind of ‘thinking’ up to me, ok?! Ok then! and would you pleeeease win for us, so we can win again?

Hmmm? I'm asking you! Why I'm practically begging you! and I ought not to have to beg, right? But you see then how I don't always do

what I want to do, but I do do what I believe I have to do? So, would you just please do what you are supposed to do? And that way we

can all do what we are supposed to do, and have to do, and ought to do, and must do together!!!!   "Yea!!! Amen, Pastor! Amen, Amen,

Amen!!!!"   Yes, Amen and Amen, and look folks I don't much like having to ride on you like this any more than you probably do, but, you

see, I have to, and you have to too, because you need it, otherwise, how in the world would you know what to do in my ministry? or even in

your own lives? Becausethat's why we've gotten you, and why you go get others into this church, for the furtherance of my ministry. And

when the next Head of the Organization rises up after me, as we have already chosen by God, then maybe he'll run and rule things a little

better thanI, but in the mean time, I'll just have to do the best I can, OK?    "OK sir! We love you sir!"   Yes, yes, I know, and I do sometimes

love you to, because that's really the only sin I've ever committed in my ministry, as God told me once, that I just love people too much. But, I

guess, I just can't help myself...so, it looks like I'll be back up here tomorrow to tell you what else to do, but in the meantime, God bless you,

and Amen!    "Amen sir!!!"....

 

 

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