1)THESE ARE THE UNSCRIPTURAL SAYINGS OF MEN THAT REPRESENT THE PREACHING BUSINESS

RATHER THAN THE WORK OF GOD'S MINISTRY, AND THEREFORE 'PROMOTE' THE SPIRIT OF ANTICHRIST INTO

THE CHURCH RATHER THAN PREACH THE 'SPIRIT AND LIFE' OF JESUS' WORDS INTO HIS BODY...

            

            2) THE THINGS THAT SOUND GREAT BUT ARE BLASPHEMIES TO GOD….

           

            3) THEY ARE THE SOUNDING BRASS AND TINKLING CYMBALS OF MEN WITH THE WISDOM OF ANGELS

(ACCORDING TO THE WAYS, BOOKS, AND BUSINESS OF THE WORLD) BUT NOT THE LOVE OF GOD (AS FOUND IN

THE BIBLE)...

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                 'I SAY IT IS A SIN FOR A WOMAN TO CUT HER HAIR...AT ALL...!'

 

             'IF YOU DON'T GO SOULWINNING, YOU'RE NOT SAVED!'

 

             'NOW IT IS TIME TO PUSH THE CHURCH EVEN HARDER!'

 

             'IT'S ALRIGHT TO 'PUSH' THE CHURCH...SOMETIMES...'

 

             'LIFE IS A BUSINESS...'

 

            'THEY JUST DIDN'T MAKE IT HAPPEN...AND NOW THEY HAVE GIVEN UP GOD AND HIS MINISTRY FOR

TEMPORAL THINGS, WHICH I NEVER DID!'

           

            'IF YOU LEAVE, YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED, BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE WILL COME TO TAKE YOUR SEAT….'

             

           'YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK OF YOUR PROBLEMS? THIS IS THE WORLD'S SMALLEST PHONOGRAPH

PLAYING A SORROWFUL TUNE JUST FOR YOU..'

           

            ‘IF I HAVE TO ANSWER THE CALL OF GOD, THEN WHY DON’T YOU?!'

 

           'WHAT YOU PROMOTE IN THE CHURCH, THAT WILL THE CHURCH DO......'

           

            'THE MINISTRY IS 2% PREACHING AND 98% PROMOTION.......'

 

           'DO YOU THINK THAT I COULD BRING SOMEONE TO CHURCH IN A YEAR?'

           

           'YOU CAN'T 'JUST' PRAY AND EXPECT GOD TO BRING PEOPLE TO CHURCH! YOU'VE GOT TO PUT LEGS

TO YOUR PRAYERS!'

           

              'YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE, BUT IN LUST! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT REAL LOVE IS UNTIL AFTER YOU'VE

BEEN MARRIED, THEN YOU'LL SEE HOW MUCH YOU REALLY LOVE HIM OR HER!..'

           

              'HONEY, YOU'RE GOING TO ACT LIKE A CHRISTIAN WHILE YOU LIVE IN THIS HOME, SO YOU MIGHT AS

WELL BECOME ONE...'

           

 

           'I COULD CONTROL THE T.V., BUT MOST OF YOU (PREACHERS) COULD NOT, SO WE HAVE A RULE IN

THE MINISTRY AGAINST OWNING ONE....'

           

            'I HAVE TO SWITCH SO MANY PREACHERS AROUND TO FILL ONE PULPIT! WHY IS THAT?!'

           

            'GOD, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE PREACHERS OUT OF THESE PEOPLE?!'

               

            'GO WHERE THE FISH ARE BITING...' WHY GO WHERE THERE ARE NO RESULTS?"

           

            'I ALWAYS LEFT A CHURCH ON THE UP, AND NEVER ON THE DOWN...'

           

           'IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DO WHAT I TELL YOU, WHY ASK ME FOR ADVICE?'   

           

            'THAT MAN  DIDN'T DO ANYTHING IN THAT TOWN!...'

           

            'THIS IS MY STANDARD OF HOLINESS..' 

 

              'I WAS HERE FIRST!'

             

           'IF GOD CAN TELL YOU (ABOUT YOUR LIFE AND CALLING), THEN GOD CAN TELL ME...'

 

            'IF YOU HAVE NEVER BUILT A CHURCH, THEN DON'T TRY TO TELL ME HOW!'

 

            'WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE FOR GOD?!'

               

               'GOOD INTENTIONS AREN'T ENOUGH…'

 

           'WE'RE DOING IT FOR GROWTH…'

           

           'SOME OF YOU FOLKS AREN'T REALLY PRAYING, BUT JUST TAKING YOUR 'LAUNDRY LIST' TO GOD,

AND TELLING HIM WHAT YOU WANT HIM TO DO!'

           

            'I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD STILL COME TO CHURCH, OR LIVE RIGHT, IF IT WEREN'T FOR

THE PREACHER COMING AROUND? IF I WERE TO STOP DOING THAT, THEN WE'D REALLY SEE WHO IS SINCERE

OR NOT!'

                       

            'THERE IS NOTHING SPIRITUAL ABOUT SEX'

           

            'THERE IS NO 'PERFECT' CHURCH…'

              

           'I DON'T THINK WE ARE THE ONLY RIGHT CHURCH, OR (HA, HA) AT LEAST WE HOPE NOT! I'D HATE TO

THINK THERE ARE NO 'OTHER' RIGHT CHURCHES OUT THERE, THAN US!'

             

           'IF EVERYONE OF YOU SITTING HERE WITHIN THE SOUND OF MY VOICE SHOULD ANSWER THE CALL TO

PREACH...NOW I'M NOT SAYING YOU ALL ARE...BUT IF YOU ALL WERE TO ANSWER THE CALL TO PREACH,

WHICH COULD BE THE CASE, I DON'T KNOW, THEN IT STILL WOULD NOT NEARLY EQUAL THE AMOUNT OF

PREACHERS NEEDED IN THE WORLD TODAY.'

 

            'IF SOMEONE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT THE PASTOR, YOU HAD BETTER FLEE LIKE A TURKEY ON

THANKSGIVING…'

           

           'THE SISTERS NEED TO FIND  HUSBANDS MORE SPIRITUAL THAN THEMSELVES…."

           

           'YOU'VE GOT TO FIGHT FOR YOUR CONTACTS...'

           

           'I BELIEVE GOD ASSIGNS PEOPLE TO (OUR) CHURCHES....'

           

           'WHO WANTS TO DO SOMETHING FOR THEIR PASTOR...?'

 

           'LET'S DO IT FOR PASTOR!'

               

               'GET IN OR GET OUT!!!'

           

           'THE ADVANCEMENT OF MY MINISTRY….'

             

           'GOD TOLD ME THAT YOU PEOPLE DID NOT DO YOUR PART IN GETTING MORE PEOPLE TOCHURCH...'

            

           'REAL PRAYER IS HARD WORK...'

           

            'A LEADER MUST ALWAYS BE READY TO CHANGE PLANS AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE...'

 

           'THE SIGN OF GOD'S MINISTRY IS THE BLESSINGS OF THE PEOPLE, AND IF YOU DEPART FROM UNDER

MY MINISTRY, SO SHALL GOD'S BLESSINGS FROM YOUR LIFE...'

           

           'I'M AT THE CHURCH EVERY TIME THE DOORS ARE OPEN!!'

 

            'I WANT TO BE SO FAR RIGHT, THAT IF I FALL, I WILL FALL ON THE RIGHT SIDE...'

           

            'TRUE SPIRITUALITY IS UTTER PRACTICALITY....'

            

            'GET RIGHT OR GET LEFT....GET IN OR GET OUT....'

 

            'PRIVATE INTERPRETATION OF THE SCRIPTURE IS WRONG INTERPRETATION OF THE SCRIPTURE...'

 

            'THERE IS NO PRIVATE INTERPRETATION OF SCRIPTURE THAT IS ACCEPTABLE TO GOD....'